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And Chasing After The Sun
myla. with a y in it. not an i in it.
~ Saturday, June 2 ~
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
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~ Thursday, May 31 ~
what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
oh my god andrew
did you fucking wear a regular tie
and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie
and try to fix it
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